The Simpsons Movie

Homer does it again, this time in a big way when he pollutes Springfield 's water supply, causing the EPA to encase the towen in a gigantic dome. The Simpsons family escape from the angry mob, but return to save the town. Sound like it could have been done in a 30-minute episode? I think Matt Groening, James L. Brooks and David Silverman could have done more with this movie.

The plot: See above.

In summary: While the plot and characters are as thin as a Kate Moss on coke, the graphics did get a bit of a boost, which is the least they could have done. Homer says it at the beginning, "I can't believe we're paying to watch something we could see on TV for free! If you ask me, everyone in this theater is a big sucker! Especially, you!"

The Casablanca comparison: Honestly, I would have thought that they would have given me something to hang this on, but there's just not enough in The Simpsons Movie to do anything with.

The rating: 5 out of 10. Simpsons fans will love it and most will laugh along, but the plot could have been a whole lot better and the characters used more effectively.

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